The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!