The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to be blind

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to Hi

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!