The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!