The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!