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The power to have no powers
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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.
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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.
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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!
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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.
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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)
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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!
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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)
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The power of 3 seond super strength,
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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.
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the power to sneeze whenever you want
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the power to poop every 5 minutes
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The power to jump, but only on the ground.
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the power to make pigs fly.
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the power to not watch south park
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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you
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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)
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The pewer to maek typos.
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The power to see into the present
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The power to sleep for one thousand years
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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!