The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!