The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!