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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them
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The power to read autistic people's minds
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The ability to imitate a tadpole.
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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The power to eat anything that is from a plant
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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power
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The power to speak in morse code
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The ability to push doors marked "pull"
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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic
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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle
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power to blow out candles with you arse
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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or
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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille
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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.
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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.
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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday
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the power to be justin bieber
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the ability to shit active helicopters
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!