The power to troll yourself

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to make water expire.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!