the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to read

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!