The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to nit propely

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!