The ability to do nothing

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!