the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to change your mind

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to have children at will.

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ability to fly in a plane

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!