the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power of minding your own business

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to die in one second

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The power to bleed

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!