The power to create cavities in your teeth.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The power to turn things in to wood

the power to kill yourself

The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to bleed

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

The power to die in one second

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!