the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!