The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to be your self

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!