The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!