The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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i like pie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!