The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!