the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to bleed

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!