The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Smoke vision

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!