power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!