the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to breathe

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!