The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!