The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!