The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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black people

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!