The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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to be bradley

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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Menstrual blood bending!

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to potato.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!