The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!