the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the ability to spell wrong

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to do totally nothing

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!