THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!