The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to do nothing

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!