the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!