The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!