The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to shit out of your nose

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!