The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to poop and pee at the same time

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to know black lives do NOT matter

the power to be powerless.

the power to poop pee

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

The power to write about power.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

the power to fly in space

being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!