The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to never end your .

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to die on command

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to die at will

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!