The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the power to die at will

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breathe automatically

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power to breathe

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!