The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!