The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Black power

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to be born.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!