the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to speak braille

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!