The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to bleed

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The power to talk to dust

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability to shrink your penis

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KeemStar

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!