power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to die....

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to do your homework.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!