The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to see the present.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!