The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!