50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to speak in Braille

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!