The power to turn into paper

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!