The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!