The power to understand irony.

the ability to darken darkness

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

i like pie.

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to be your self

The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

the power to vomit through your nose only

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!