The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to go into a coma

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to switch gender identity

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!