The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!