The power to control your own limb movement

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to shit bicks

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Farting at will

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!