the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Facebook.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Turn gold into lead.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!