The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Melting

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!