The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to die at will

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!