The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to nit propely

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to see into the present

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!