The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!